So is this the part of the story “Night before Christmas” they left out? The part about how old Prancer, Dancer, and Nixon were to spend eternity being peed on? Or into…? Or whatever. This is the type of thing Roland’s mom would have on her toilet for Christmas. (The woman has a wreath for every nameable holiday that was ever created.) Honestly, it would startle me a little bit to walk in and see this mother fucker staring out me.
“Oh I’ll be right back i have to go to the AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!”
(PS. I KNOW the reindeers name wasn’t NIXON.)