I blame the dead guy buried in the back yard.

I have come to the conclusion that our house is in fact possessed by Satan.  Not that many weird things go on, but there is the Incidences of the cabinet in the bathroom being wide open when I enter it. (And every time I notice it I make a mental note of me closing the damn thing, and it never opens up again) Or the time when the bedroom light was on for some reason (Also I cant quite remember if I left it on, but i usually don’t do that and I hadn’t been in there since the early morning, and it was dark when I saw the light on under the closed door.) If I was a ghost, I would go for less scare and more “I’m a crazy person” effect. More fun.

Anyways….

Yesterday was like any other…warm winter weather (almost 80 degrees that day) Evening was cool and humid.  I enter the computer room to surf the net after a long grueling day of watching Netflix on my comfy couch. When I notice this little bug flying around..it was loudly buzzing by my ears and giving me goose bumps in the process. (I have this weird don’t touch my ears thing)

After several flyby’s by said creepy crawly I turned on the light so I could end its life once and for all.

Smoosh.

I have to say I felt pretty proud of my bug murdering ways..I sat down in my chair and went on with my business….but then…..

“BzzZzzzzzz”. BzZzzZZZzzzZZZZZZZZzzz! *on my neck* BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *in my hair*

I jump up immediately….I look at my shirt…my work station and there are definitely MORE then one of the creepies!! So I do what any normal hardcore bug killing woman does…. *scream*

ME: OMG!! Roland ROLAND they’re everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROLAND: What what!!!! (the irritation in his voice was pretty evident)

At that moment I glance up on the wall and THIS is what i see….

ants1 OOOOH Fun…..Fire Ants.

Yea, HI, Amityville horror much?

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