The Virus that turns all teh internets into a bunch of gullible assholio’s.
I really cant believe I have to physically sit down and type this out. Lol..
There is NO SUCH THINGS as zombies guys….It’s OK! The power of the media is the scariest virus on this planet atm. I’m sure there are psychotic people out there that eat people in small towns, smaller cities etc that haven’t made the news in the past years. I’m sure it has happened more then it has been reported in the past few says/weeks. It took only ONE high profile, case where some nekked man decided to go all buffet on some dudes face to bring it to national attention now every little case where someone eats someone is BAM right at the top of the news hour.
Still feakin out? Here’s a couple of Tips!!!
1. Stay silent, stay alive. If you are running around screaming and yelling shooting your gun and shit…stay the fuck away from me because when they’re coming after you because the racket your making is drawing them out for miles, i will be safe and quiet up some tree until they’ve gotten you. True story.
2. When you run out of bullets or your gun jams, dont u DARE ask me for any of my stabby things! Because there is only a certain set amount of ammunition around and to be reliant on something so limited is just silly.
3. A zombies strongest weapon against you is your own STAMINA! A zombie has no feeling, no ability to get tired, they will just walk and walk for miles without getting tired….YOU on the other hand….arent so lucky…take every available moment to rest the fk up!!
4. Travel light! Its pretty hard to climb or run when u are carrying a bunch of heavy shit, isn’t it?
5. Get the HELL out of the cities!!! <—THAT should be the first thing you do!
I bet the amazon sales of The Zombie Survival Guide have gone through the fkkin ROOF!
UPDATE: Believe it or not my inbox has exploded from concerned ppl, “kids mostly” about this damn LBJQLMNOP-79 virus. Guy’s…..come on. Lets really think about this logically. The CLOSEST thing that is on this planet virus wise that would cause symptoms even remotely close to a zombie is rabies. True story!! Look that shit up. Here, ill do it for you….
The typical incubation period for rabies is 2 to 3 months. In rare cases, the incubation period can last from several days to more than a year after exposure to the virus. During the incubation period, there are usually no symptoms of rabies. Early symptoms include pain and numbness at the site of the bite followed by vague symptoms that are often confused with those of other conditions. These include:
- Cough or sore throat.
- Pain, burning, itching, tingling, or numbness at the site of the bite or original exposure.
- Abdominal pain.
- Anxiety or restlessness that gradually gets worse and may become extreme agitation.
Later symptoms are more distinctive and may include:
- Periods of normal behavior that alternate with bizarre or unusual behavior, such as:
- Fear of water (hydrophobia) or fear of air (aerophobia).
- Muscle spasms in the face, neck, and/or diaphragm, followed by seizures.
- Paralysis, which is often the only symptom of the less common paralytic form of rabies often associated with rabies from vampire bats.
- Wide fluctuations in temperature, pulse, and blood pressure.
- Coma, and heart and respiratory failure.
I’d be more scared of rabies realistically. But its preventable so theres no need to. If you want to get specific, a LQP virus is actually a COMPUTER VIRUS. A Trojan to be specific. Something you can remove with a spyware nothing serious….i did a reverse look up on this website Http://www.LQP-79.org and it was created on the first of June this year and is ran by the Alfred Moya Foundation (who also runs 475 something other domains) based in Florida…. He also ran http://alfred-moya-third.blogspot.com/ for quite some time and by reading some of the posts you can get the jist of what this guys about. You can check it out http://whois.domaintools.com/lqp-79.org
Not to mention the fact that he advertises himself as the “affordable web pro” and goes on to say hes been “building websites and writing online since 1999”
And here he is on twitter going on and on about this whole thing…
See what i mean…. It’s OK guys…..the whole thing is being created by some dude in dreadlocks who lives in Florida! 😀 And what a Jerk right….. acting like he just “came across” this website that he in fact created….. pffffft!!