I’m scandalous ya’ll….
The other night i was sitting here minding my own business when i get a text from the cop that i had met the week before. As you guys may recall he was the one i was referring to in THIS post. It was unexpected and a little off putting because It sort of had a slight…..threatening undertone. Sort of like….you should forget we ever spoke if you don’t want to make life worse for yourself kinda thing.
Now in all honesty i didn’t really care. I mean i hadn’t spoken to him in a week and i barely knew him to begin with but in talking with my friend simultaneously we decided that he should maybe be taught a lesson. What if i went full on SWIMFAN on his ass…. ? (for those of you who haven’t seen swim fan you totally should) Maybe a nice little scare would snap him out of his dirtbag ways early so he can grow to be a decent, faithful person to his gf. Also, it would kind of be a little fun. (I’m hella evil)
So i preceded to “FLIP” out, “how could you do this to me, im going to tell everyone”, that kind of shit. Now i dont follow his gf on Facebook but i had seen her profile, now everyone knows that when you arent friends with someone and send them a message it automatically goes to the “OTHER” folder. Who the hell checks the other folder…NO ONE. So i knew if i sent her a little “Hi” she would never get it. I planned on blocking them after this little game anyway. SO i sent her a little “HI” and took a pic and sent it to him. I would have given ANYTHING to see his face…to see him panic thinking i was going to bust him out to everyone.
I left it a hanging conversation…never responded so for all he knows im a completely psychotic girl out there who has pictures of his ginormous wang just waiting to send them to his girlfriend and any given moment. Truth is i deleted those texts and pics long ago. LOL
Maybe now….he’ll be a little more non dirtbaggy.